If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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