Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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