the new term for farting is butt boxing.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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