hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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