Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
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