is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
