i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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