Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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