Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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