summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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