Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
