yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Quick, to the slutcave!
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Sorry about my life...
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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