The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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