Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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