Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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