Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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