Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Randomize
