I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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