She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
so let's talk penis.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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