I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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