: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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