Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
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