If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
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