Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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