I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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