How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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