Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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