C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
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