This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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