This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she looked like the before picture.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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