I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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