I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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