Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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