you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
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