Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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