I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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