I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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