how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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