just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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