just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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