Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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