Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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