i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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