When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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