I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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