If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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