Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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