Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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