Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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