Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
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