There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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