I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
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