Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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