You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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