you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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