Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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