That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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