sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
This is the high leading the old right now
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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