Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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